WTF Is The Drink Tank?

Welcome Back

2010-12-23T20:12:00.000-08:00

That's right the show has finally returned! The first show back was a little rusty but after a few I'm sure we will be back on the crab. Now I just have to remember how to make all this stuff work.

channel 9 weather man

2009-10-27T00:53:00.000-07:00

Brawndo

2009-10-27T00:52:00.000-07:00

president comacho

2009-10-27T00:40:00.000-07:00

I had to create this I couldnt help myself

2009-08-03T20:01:00.001-07:00

Worlds hottest midget?

2009-07-22T20:16:00.001-07:00

Nick Does His Best To Puke In Waynes Place

2008-05-02T19:40:00.000-07:00

Gotta give Nick credit he really made the attempt!

trevors grammy

2008-04-26T01:16:00.000-07:00

Trevors GrammY!

Tom Jones or Bigfoot

2008-04-18T19:48:00.000-07:00

From the Desk of Professor Travis
Drink Tank Laboratories

Experiment # 105
Which has the stronger cock?
Bigfoot or Tom Jones?

This experiment was undertaken at Drink Tank Laboratories between the dates of April 12th through April 17th, 2008.

This experiment involved an extremely sensitive subject. Namely, cock strength. There is really only one way to test cock stremph, but seeing as cockfighting is illegal in this country, I had to resort to other measures. After boiling two chicken breasts, I decided to assign each one the identity of the subjects in question. Using a scientific method too complex to get into here, I attached the likenesses of Bigfoot and Tom Jones to the two chickens (fig.1). I allowed them to fully mature in the Lab facility for five days.

Test 1 - The Smell Test (fig.2)
Five days sure does make a difference. Tom Jones smelled pretty bad. Bigfoot smelled worse. If a strong smell isn't a measure of strength, I don't know what is.
Winner - Bigfoot

Test 2 - The Danglin' Test (fig.3)
What better way to test a chicken's fortitude than to dangle heavy objects from it? I found an ingenious way of attaching this increasingly heavier objects to both subjects to see which would hold out without ripping first. When I got to level 3 and attached this metal and plastic armature, a remnant of shattered dreams and unrealized potential, only Tom held up, and Bigfoot, like Patsy Cline, fell to pieces.
Winner - Tom Jones

Test 3 - The High Jump (fig. 4)
Here's the way I figure it. Strength is a virtue. And being virtuous can get you into heaven. Therefore, the higher I can throw something, the closer to heaven it gets and this, logically, means it must be stronger. A gentle lob sent Tom Jones rocketing to the ceiling where part of him still remains, a greasy chicken glob hanging over my desk. Bigfoot, having been perviously torn asunder in Test 2, just kind of went everywhere, to the delight of the kittys.
Winner - Tom Jones

Results -
In two out of three tests, Tom Jones has proven his cocksmanship over Bigfoot. And as Tom's self-proclained arch-enemy Meatloaf once lyrically declared, "two out of three ain't bad."

Episode 55

2008-04-18T19:42:00.000-07:00

Well a very good 4 man show this week. We cover all the classics and I recount my experience with the worlds toughest fuckin squirrel, A must listen!

Sorry For My Health....Fish Jizzm!

2008-03-26T05:07:00.000-07:00

Sorry everybody I got sick last weekend and that kinda means no show for that week. However thanks to green death Nyquill I'm on the mend and we are Fire ants go! for show this week at our usual time on Friday!

Episode 52 The Fish Jizzum Challenge Is Born

2008-03-19T20:56:00.001-07:00

Well what can I say...a strange one this weeks folks, Murphy is away, Wayne Signs off after segment 1 for about a month due to work stuff, Danny's skype audio was reminiscent of episode 2, and Nick declares he will eat 50,000 calories of fish Jizzum!

Sneak Peak at some new Merch

2008-03-05T20:28:00.001-08:00

Episode 50 The Turning Point

2008-03-03T21:18:00.000-08:00

Boscov Nooooooo!

Good Lord People! This was an intresting week Murphy had to drop out right before the show, we have a new try out for his seat...and a drunken surprise guest appearance late in the show plus the PORK SONG...Put it in your hamper!!!

Episode 49 Not Quite Fity

2008-02-26T20:30:00.000-08:00

Episode 49 not quite 50 This was a very strange show, listen carefully nick leaves after segment 2 but he prerecorded a sound byte library and the only me and the paltalk room know he's gone...I let the rest of the gang in on the joke at the end. Nice!

One year and were still drunk!

2008-02-12T19:47:00.000-08:00

What do you mean there's no 45? Here we are the Drink Tank 1 Year Show. This is actually episode 45 with some minor revisions, we were all drunk and awful so we re-cut it and released it as 46. didnt really remove much maybe well play it next year... Heres a few photos from the 1 year celebration complete with nineteenis.

Latest Experiment In The Drinktank Lab

2007-12-14T18:40:00.000-08:00

Dr Travis uses all the power and might of The State Of The Art Drink Tank Lab to conduct our latest test.

Test 1 - In an attempt to discern which utensil came first, top Drink Tank scientists took three ordinary pieces of cutlery to the lab. There they were carbomb dated with a mixture of Guiness, Bailey's and Jamison's.

Test 2 - After several days of seclusion in the Lab facilities, the results were tabulated. The spoon was found to hold the most carbomb, the knife retained some, and the fork barely any at all.

Test 3 - The results - the spoon is clearly the oldest of all the utensils. Here the Chief Grand Science Officer of DT Labs proudly hold up the oldest utensil known to man.

I promised to put this up so here it am! TITTIES!

2007-12-07T19:32:00.001-08:00

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2tk3p6

Don't Stroke The Chovy

2007-12-04T15:51:00.000-08:00

Drinktank Episode 38 "The Worst Drink Ever" also titled "Don't Stroke The Chovie" We relive some old school video games, Nick mixes up Flo Jo and Mrs. Garret, We learn how to kill Kim Katrel with your junk, Wayne is drunk and it was a GREAT SHOW go figure

EMAIL IS BACK UP!

2007-11-27T20:49:00.000-08:00

The email is back up thanks Brad you kickass! Resend anything you sent the past 2 weeks to us...we have been unable to retrieve anything since then plus this way yuo had extra time to do your fish jizm and 9th aniversary homeworks....and still comming soon look for the Miss Drinktank Contest

Email us at - drunkmail@drinktankradio.com

Happy Thanksgiving

2007-11-25T19:39:00.000-08:00

Sorry Peeps! no show this week. Trevor is under the weather, el presidente the Wayne is away I was up for 2 days in the best buy parking lot aquiring studio upgrades...so were taking this week off but we will be sure to get extra drunk next week. Your assignment this week is to spread the word, the past few shows have been great to do so since were off this week introduce your friends to the show tie em down and force the past 2 weeks on em...and if you want I guess you can fuck em a little if it's a deal breaker for you!

Comming soon Miss Drinktank 2007!

Episode 37 - Your grandmother pulls a little to the left

2007-11-19T20:56:00.001-08:00

Another drunken disaster of a show. God damn it was fun to do though. We cover alot of important issues this week including the south american term "drop your groceries" and what the best and worst parts of riding your grandmothers nude corpse down a flight of stairs with your buddies. Also part 3 has the best 2 girls 1 cup reaction from the pablo. Don't listen to the end though this was the first show that actually runs out of steam at the end...it's awkward and cringe inducing but we leave that shit in for flavor!

THE DRINKTANK LAB

2007-11-09T20:22:00.001-08:00

Fish Jizm

2007-11-09T20:16:00.001-08:00

Episode 35 It's Alive! It must be Halloween

2007-11-06T20:53:00.000-08:00

Episode 35 chock full of Drinktank goodness. I managed to pry the recording station from the icy hand of death thanks to the genius of our silent member Brad. He's really gotta make an appearance one of these days. He's like a legend handed down through the episodes. New show this week and da da da da we should be back live and ready to go. paltalk running etc... make sure you get your homework done - Fish Jizm!

Hey Drew...Thanks for the Rue!

Sorry For The Loss

2007-10-28T21:11:00.000-07:00

FISH JIZM!
Well I finally put Episode 34 on the blogspot and I'll give you the bad news...after recording episode 35 we had Carricks 6 yr old party at the house and one of the little rug rat bastards jammed a plastic hand helocopter handle into the machine and now it wont start....It may take a weeek or so to get 35 out of the machine and posted up.

so again

Fish Jizm!

Oh No! No Show This Week!

2007-10-17T18:07:00.000-07:00

What happened? Well it will remain a mystery till Friday. The show is fine there was just some things that cuased it to go down in flames, but you will of course hear it all. Check out the poll on the main site and take a guess what happened.

Episode 33 Ass Out Bees or Die

2007-10-08T11:18:00.000-07:00

Wow what an episode finally 5 man show...tons of drinkin all I really remember is "ass out bees" not really sure what it means you'll have to listen.

Episode 32 The Return of Fridays and Booze

2007-10-05T11:22:00.000-07:00

THE SHOW IS NOW AND FOR LONG TIME WILL BE MOVED BACK TO FRIDAYS We will be doing live broadcasts again starting Episode 34. Finally we have brought binge drinking back to the show Hooray! This is a picture of my pre-show warm up I refer to it as my beligerent ass variety sampler these were all gone by the end of part 1.

Episode 27

2007-08-12T18:54:00.000-07:00

Drink Tank Episode 27 This week we get a Trevor update, Wayne gets taken advantage of in a bar, we decide the next direction to take Waynelon and Nickpac and we explore the genius of the Flea Market, Montgomery, It's Just Like, It's Just Like, A Mini, Mall.

Show is gonna be Friday Night this week!

2007-07-24T21:14:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the week off. I was down the shore and so we put the show off for a week. join us this week on Friday night.

24 this episode takes place in real time

2007-07-16T20:19:00.000-07:00

Ummmm wow that was a roller coaster of a show. Overall we all got fucked up and plowed through. I think it went well but I don't remember a large portion of it. Special thanks to our guest comedian Katie. Moving forward Episode 25 will be delayed for one week, Not sure if my vacation location has wifi so this week I will try to throw together a "best of" to run next week so you can get your friends caught up on our best moments and get them addicted to this disaster.

We gots a phone! 267-269-2290

2007-07-12T09:36:00.000-07:00

Episode 23 Oh the joy. The show is back on track after all the recent festivities. The show finally gets a phone number and thank god cause waynes computer killed itself and so we have wayne on his cell.

At long last WERE BACK BITCHES!

2007-07-04T09:14:00.000-07:00

Wow this has been a drunken 2 weeks. We have a show from this weekend and I tacked on the pre "and that's why I hate france" broadcast. It's our first sober show basically because we're all really hung over. We try and give a summary of all the stuff from the past 2 weeks including the keyboard and mouse league and the astromonkey bbq. All in all a very full show....we even stuffed in some news!

No Show This Week

2007-06-26T09:38:00.000-07:00

Sorry Everybody! No Show this week, No time with all the festivities, however we will be doing an all together in 1 studio show this sunday and we will put all the stuff from last weeks minii show that we recorded but havent released yet. So no show this week but big show uploaded on sunday. After that it will be Saturday Nights as per usual.

Heres one of the many lovely pictures from this weeks festivities...Thanks Darb

The Big Two Oh!

2007-06-10T18:35:00.001-07:00

Holy shit 20 episodes! We talk about that drunk ass twat paris as she gets out of jail and then gets sent right back....haha. Trevor brings us a new game. We get another show sponsor, and for the first time we actually sponsor another show.

Shaft Look Out Mutha Fucka!

2007-06-05T20:00:00.000-07:00

Holy Fuckin' Shit! Shaft isn't dead "He is very much alive" We retract our hard hitting news story about the world famous black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks. Sorry Shaft can you dig it? A full crew again this week we cover the TB traveler, Mumrah, and an interview with a chocolate starfish. More of the 3 things game with Carrick and of course bizarre news round-up. Also more listener mail in our sack. Oh no! Fuck! no, no, no, Not again! Yup you guessed it Shaft is dead again he just can't seem to escape the grave...can you dig it? cause if you could that would be great it would knock like 75 dollars off the funeral bill.

Episode 18 - We're legal now...

2007-05-31T05:00:00.000-07:00

This is probably the first episode where we got really drunk and didn't fall apart at the end of the show. It was a 4 man crew this week however we had a visiter who sat in on pretty much the entire show. (nice job Darby). We introduce a new sponsor, unveil a presidential campaign in chile and play a new game called carrick's 3 things.
All in all a really great episode. Enjoy Fuckers! Are you enjoying yet? If you are let us know at drunkmail@drinktankradio.com If you aren't let us know at drunkmail@drinktankradio.com

Server Problems Fixed

2007-05-21T18:51:00.000-07:00

Hooray! The show is working again. Sorry for the delay peeps. Well I had an opportunity to listen to the show and wow let me just say it was a great episode except for 1 glaring issue. Nicks mic level sucked ass. I feel somewhat responsible cause I told him to stop messing with the settings. Hopefully we can work the level issues out this week and things will be set perfect for the next show. Other then that the shit kicked much ass!

The show needs an intern badly. So we can start cataloging, and setting up all kinds of special projects and bits. the job pays in the zero's of dollars but you will become a beloved member of the show. So let us know if you want in.

Server Problems This Week

2007-05-21T04:20:00.000-07:00

Well I was trying to upload Episode 17 last night and the server was down. Probably weather related. Keep checking back it should be posted by tonight. Keep your fingers crossed.

I also just realized that I havent posted Episode 16 to this blogspot so when the server comes back up I will do that also.

Episode 15 "A very special Drinktank"

2007-05-07T12:47:00.000-07:00

On a very special episode of the Drinktank we take on a new challenge....the struggle of the endangered chocolate starfish to help the show support for these magical creatures please visit
www.cafepress.com/drinktankradio
Check out our new line of items all procedes go to the drinktank to spend on improving the show, cause without this platform the struggle of the chocolate starfish would go untold. Remember only you can save the chocolate starfish bitches!

Episode 14 "Go Fuck Yourself!"

2007-05-01T09:26:00.000-07:00

Well Jesus H Christ Episode 14 was salty as hell. everyone seemed to be on a short fuse and drunken Wayne "Wasn't taking shit from anybody this week" We introduced a new game "Name the Doosh ( I know this is the wrong spelling but I think it's funnier this way, I think "doosh" should be the correct spelling for the word if it's in a funny way as opposed to the clinical variety). Trevor and Wayne interview Carol Channing? Wha?.....and In the news we find out about Captain Americas Fat Mexican Hog....Wanna touch it?

Episode 12 "Please don't listen"

2007-04-16T12:24:00.000-07:00

Matt is too drunk to do the show and nobody is capable of stopping him it's the radio version of a hijacked tank plowing through the streets of suburbia smashing police cars trees porches pets children the elderly and then eventually gets stuck on a guardrail and the driver blows his brains out. Oh god this is uncomfortable to listen to...I really want to jump out a window at the moment

Episode 11 The Attack!

2007-04-09T20:37:00.000-07:00

Well episode 11 was again a live show. We were visited by a bunch of O&A Pests who of course came to raid the room and fire bomb the joint with sarcasim, all in all it was fun. I'm kinda honored to get attacked we at the drinktank are big fans of O&A and the pests. I hope you guys check out the past shows to get a feel for what were trying to pull together with the drinktank. We have been at this for a few weeks now and it's slowly starting to turn into something. It's also a good reason to get fucked up... Fridays late night. If any of you have comments, hate mail, etc. feel free to post it here and if it's funny it will make the show this week. Well, hope everyone enjoyed another episode. We sure did.

Next Week The Dirty Dozen... Episode 12

Episode 11 request

2007-04-04T10:10:00.000-07:00

Ok people we seem to have worked out all the kinks with getting the show to be live. Last week the live feed worked very well. This week we really need a couple people to hang out in the paltalk room and listen to the show live to really test this fucker out and see what we can do to involve the people from the paltalk room.
If you want to listen live go to paltalk.com and downlaod the free software when the show is on there is a room called drinktankradio available just grab a drink and come on in. If you want to call into the show you will also need skype from skype.com. To call in you simply tell nick in the paltalk chat that you want to call the show and give him your skype name and I can pull you into the show as a caller.

I hope to see some of you in the paltalk room this weekend.

Episode 10....Holy Shit Really?

2007-04-01T17:27:00.000-07:00

I can't believe it's been 10 weeks. The show has really improved over the past 10 weeks and finally we are now LIVE! Thats right the Drinktank can now be heard live on Paltalk. Not only can you hear the show as it happens but you also hear the stuff that goes on in the breaks. Also paltalk listeners can chat in the paltalk room and Nick will be keeping a close eye for any comments you might want to add to the show via the chat. Also if you raise your hand in the chat and give nick your skype name we can add you to the show as a caller. It's a brave new world people and it's high time we at the Drinktank crap it all up!

Enjoy Episode 10, we did... with the exception of Nick who got measles and died in a wagon fire.

And........Begin!

2007-02-28T21:24:00.000-08:00

Well here it is folks a quick attempt to get our show out. These episodes are rough around the edges but that is to be expected (this is what happens when the retarded go drinkin). Take a listen let us know what you think. Trust me they get better as you go along and as far as Episode 1... Well that thing may be lost forever, at least if I have anything to say about it.